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Below you see a list of services we offer. If you are interested, contact us via e-mail.
1. We write spam-mails.
With many years of experience in the advertising industry, programming, fim-making, and book writing, we can offer to write high quality spam e-mails (or even printed letters and postcards). Whatever it is you want to spam about, we compose spam in German and English. For other languages we are working with a professional translating agency called G.O.Ogle.
You simply tell us the topic, give us all the information you want to have included and off we go. You can choose from 0% real spam up to 60% real spam. This means that we will include material from real spam-mails into your spam.
Price: only 10,- Euro per Spam
Delivery: Zip-File via E-Mail
2. We record your favourite spam mail*.
The ideal format for mobile application and the perfect gift for all your friends and familiy who have not yet discovered the wonders of the internet and e-mail. Simply send us your favourite spam-mail (.txt file, zipped).
Please state the tone of voice you'd like the spam to be read in: news-style, pirate, nerd, german accent, weirdo, high pitched, poetry style, theatrical, sexually enganged, mumbled, out of breath or outdoor.
You can chose from three categories:
A: 1 mail, read and recorded*, spupplied as mp3 via E-Mail.
B: 10 mails, r&r*, supplied as mp3 vial E-Mail
C: 10 mails, r&r*, Audio-CD + "Spamnesty International" cover and shipped to you!
Price A: only 2,- Euro per Spam
Price B: only 8,- Euro for an album of 10!
Price C: only 10,- Euro for the album as AudioCD, incl. cover and shipment!
* recording is voice only! No music, although that can be arranged. These recordings are for private purposes only. If you need the recording for commercial purposes, business rates apply (everything times ten+licenses).
3. Live Performance
We are currently preparing our new live-programme about the wonders of spam. It will include a full-flegded Powerpoint presentation, flip charts, music, singing, audience participation, choreography and of course lots of spam. The program will be performed in english language only. You will be able to book us for slots from 15 to 45 Minutes.
We do anything from clubs, private parties, weddings, conferences and corporate events.
NO VACANCIES BEFORE JUNE! Stefan is on a research trip to the USA until then. After that, bookings can be negotiated.
Price: tbd - must include travel expenses, catering and a bottle of single malt whiskey.
We
are not affiliated with Amnesty
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